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Do all you pros and semi-pros (semi-prose?) know about this?   
09:55 Friday, 10/07/2009
 
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What is this?

To celebrate our graduation from beta testing, AnthologyBuilder invites authors of all skill levels to choose their favorite cover art from our database and write a story to match it. Contest Entries must be unpublished, between 1,000 and 50,000 words in length, and submitted on or before September 20, 2009.

Because our site hosts a wide variety of science fiction and fantasy artwork, we expect that most submissions will fall into those genres. Nevertheless, submissions in all genres are welcome.

Rules

  1. Entries must be the original, unpublished work of the author and must be between 1,000 and 50,000 words in length. Stories set in derivative worlds (e.g. Star Trek, Middle Earth, or other fictional worlds not created by the author) are not admissible for this contest.
  2. Entries must be submitted on or before September 20, 2009. An upload form for contest entries will be available by August 1.
  3. No entry fee is required.
  4. Stories will be judged in two categories: General Submissions (open to all authors) and Rising Stars (open to authors who are 18 years old or younger at the time of submission.) Rising Star authors may choose to submit in both categories.
  5. Entries will be judged based on overall quality and on how well they match the artwork that inspired them. All decisions of our judging panel are final.
  6. There will be ten finalists in each category. From them, one winner per category will be chosen.
  7. Authors may submit only one manuscript, with the exception of authors 18 years old or younger, who may submit two stories: one for each category.
  8. This contest is open to everyone except AnthologyBuilder staff members, contest judges, and their immediate families. Authors do not need prior publication credits to enter. International contestants are welcome, but please be aware that prize money will be issued in U.S. currency.
  9. Our apologies, but we are unable to accept contest submissions in languages other than English.

Prizes

  • Finalists will receive a $30 gift certificate for AnthologyBuilder and a detailed critique of their story by Nancy Fulda, assistant editor at Jim Baen's Universe.
  • The winner in the General Submissions category will receive $200 and publication on AnthologyBuilder.*
  • The winner in the Rising Star category will receive $100 and publication on AnthologyBuilder.*
* Winners will be asked to leave their story exclusively on AnthologyBuilder for a period of three months, after which the author may remove or publish it elsewhere according to our standard contract.


I've already found [info]suricattus and [info]jaylake's work available in their library.

Thank you to [info]howardtayler for pointing out this very nifty tool in Blógünder Schlock (right here, to be specific).
 
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Bring Tom Smith's music into Second Life!   
18:35 Thursday, 09/07/2009
 

Demand Tom Smith in Ann Arbor!
Tom Smith in Ann Arbor - Learn more about this Eventful Demand

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You must read this article   
22:28 Sunday, 05/07/2009
 
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'The Death of Macho' by Reihan Salam of the New America Foundation

In fact, it echoes some of the discussion in [info]pkmorrison's LJ back when Benazair Bhutto was murdered. I find it both fascinating and a relief that a male journalist could and did write this article - in the same sense that Alan Alda, George Perez and James Cameron (as a sample) fascinate me. One can easily expect and anticipate this pattern of thought from women (or hopes to!), but to find men willing to break away and out of the social expectations and mindset provided for their gender seems to be a little more of a stretch, and deserves appreciation. The fact that he's a self-declared conservative makes this even more interesting.
 
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There's still a sense of fun and humour out there.   
15:58 Friday, 03/07/2009
 
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Air New Zealand's TV advert and the in-flight safety video.

Look, they even have their boss slinging bags in nuthin' but paint.

Fantastically detailled body art by Carmel McCormick
 
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Myfi must see this   
11:23 Thursday, 02/07/2009
 
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Colbert and Goldblum 'confirm' Jeff Goldblum's death

(Yes, it's a video AND a joke.)
 
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A whole new take on the elevator experience   
22:01 Tuesday, 30/06/2009
 
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http://motionographer.com/theater/marco-brambilla-civilization/ (video, 5 minutes or so)

The fun part is, of course, if your screen is big enough to play Spot the Sources. I've spotted Ahnold (I think), Princess Leia, the Death Star, the Flash Gordon Hawkmen, a piece of Harkonnen architecture, possibly Venus from Baron Munchausen, Handmaidens from A Handmaid's Tale (tch, such an indecisive movie, a shame), Sally Rand from The Right Stuff, evil Kryptonians, possibly Steve Martin from the end of Pennies from Heaven and Air Force One.
 
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A quick rememberance   
14:44 Tuesday, 30/06/2009
 
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Happy Tunguska Event Day
 
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An artist and her blog   
07:50 Tuesday, 30/06/2009
 
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This was pointed out for her steampunk work, but she's a brilliant illustrator for any genre: Aly Fell, Port Out, Starboard Home
 
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'Hottest temperatures ever recorded in South Florida'   
13:45 Monday, 22/06/2009
 
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From here:

A heat advisory is in effect until 7 PM tonight and we could be near the all-time record highs.  That means we will be near the hottest temperatures that have ever been recorded in South Florida.  The  highest ever recorded in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale was 100 degrees back on July 21, 1942 and August 4, 1944 respectively.  West Palm Beach's highest recorded temperature was 101 degrees on July 21, 1942 as well.  Yesterday records were broke all across South Florida and Ft. Lauderdale shattered their old record by 4 degrees with a high of 98, hottest June temperature ever recorded.

Factor in the humidity with these record setting temps and it will feel like it is in the 105-110+ degree range....
 
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The benefits of specialised acquaintances   
07:37 Monday, 22/06/2009
  Or: Knowing all these librarians has a different wonderful set of unique advantages from knowing all these writers, to wit: http://www.rarebookroom.org/  
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More archival stuff for the Girl Genius Wikia   
23:13 Wednesday, 17/06/2009
 
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Phil Foglio's interview with Kurt Wilcken is unfortunately interrupted by an HTML glitch about halfway down. This is the balance of that interview:



Part II, so to speak )
 
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I confess.   
18:17 Tuesday, 16/06/2009
 
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I succumbed to 'micro-blogging'.

http://www.plurk.com/SFFCorgi
 
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What a day.   
19:09 Monday, 15/06/2009
  [info]annechen67 has been visiting for a few days (which has been GREAT), but hasn't done as much as she'd like due to how hot it's been inside the house. My Truly Nolen heroes, Alfredo and Jorge, were able to get the broken A/C out of the house and put the new one that Debbie (who has been taking care of me very well) bought me in place. It's BELOW 80F IN THE HOUSE NOW!!

Meanwhile, just because good things happened, when we took the dogs to the beach to get them out of Truly Nolen's way (they spray for bugs), I managed to lose my car keys - yes, all of them - into Biscayne Bay.

:headdesk:

At least Myfi gave me Thai food to savor for later when she visited. And Gator Hammock Swamp Mustard. And we got Something Significant done.
 
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Behind every great man is a woman doing the actual work   
11:12 Tuesday, 09/06/2009
 
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At least, we're finding that more often than before. Turns out Delia Derbyshire is the person REALLY responsible for the much-beloved and iconic Doctor Who theme music.

Watch a performance of an arrangement she might have really got a kick out of - Doctor Who on Zeusaphone!
 
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'PHIL FOGLIO'S COMIC GIRL GENIUS'   
01:24 Monday, 08/06/2009
 
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In November of 2002, Jennifer M. Contino interviewed Phil Foglio about Girl Genius for Comicon.con, just as Girl Genius #9 (the comic) came out. The article used to be easily accessible, and could be found by Googling for it, but for reasons I have not discovered, the site reorganised and the article was reproduced into a forum thread, not viewable without registration. As I find this rather silly as well as unfair to those trying to archive both the interview and what it discusses as completely as possible, I reproduce the text here with source URL and full credit to the prolific Ms Contino.

PHIL FOGLIO'S COMIC GIRL GENIUS )
 
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Oh, this is ever so interesting.   
10:56 Saturday, 06/06/2009
 
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http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/06/090604163620.htm

Kinda explains Orson Scott 'I'm promoting armed revolt due to my pique' Card, doesn't it.
 
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Baronin Wulfenbach   
13:14 Friday, 29/05/2009
 
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1739 words behind the cut, first draft/no revisions )
 
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Yeahhhh, 'bout 60 years late (or at least 40) and doing it for the money anyway.   
13:47 Thursday, 28/05/2009
 
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Real life Batman faces super test (undated)

ISTANBUL - The mayor of Batman, a city recently under scrutiny due to unsolved murders and increasing rates of female suicides, will sue the director of the movie "Batman" movie.

Not a superhero with supernatural abilities, or a person wealthy enough to buy high-tech toys to fight evil, but a simple human being named Hüseyin Kalkan, the pro-Kurdish Democratic Society Party mayor of the southeastern city of Batman, declared war against his city’s namesake superhero, Batman.  

“The royalty of the name ‘Batman’ belongs to us … There is only one Batman in the world. The American producers used the name of our city without informing us,” Kalkan told to the Doğan news agency. Batman is a centuries old city, taking root in the Neolithic age but becoming significant when oil was found in the region at the end of 1940s. Almost a decade before that, Batman was created as a comic hero. Kalkan is going to sue Christopher Nolan, the director of the latest Batman movie “The Dark Night,” not DC Comics, the creator of the superhero.

Mayor Kalkan, speaking to the Hürriyet Daily News and the Economic Review, said last year foreign media picked up on Batman and the city’s increasing suicide rates among women. He said a columnist asked why Batman’s mayor did not sue the movie Batman for royalties while struggling with economic problems. “We found this criticism right and started to look for legal possibilities of a case like that,” he said.

Meanwhile, local newspaper Batman Çağdaş alleged yesterday that Batman residents living abroad cannot use Batman as a title for their business, leading the municipality to think about the royalty rights of that name.

However, mayor Kalkan rejected any allegations about the issue and said they do not have any information that Batman residents living abroad have problems about using Batman as a name.

But Batman Çağdaş newspaper reported that Şafii Dağ, a former Batman resident, currently living in the Germany city of Wesel, is one of those citizens who cannot use Batman as a title for his business, according to the newspaper. “I named my two restaurants Batman. But six months ago, a team of employees from the production company of the movie Batman made me change the title. Telling them that Batman was the name of my hometown did not change anything,” Dağ said.

Meanwhile, the name of a local region cannot be registered as a brand name, said lawyer Vehbi Kahveci, head of the Intellectual and Industrial Property Rights Commission of the Istanbul Bar. Also having overseas clients, Kahveci said “Batman” and his image is registered all around the world. The Batman Municipality missed the period in which they could object to the registration decision for Batman’s name as a superhero, according to Kahveci. 

 
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I apologise   
15:30 Wednesday, 27/05/2009
  To everybody I've let down or am still letting down.

There are reasons (or excuses), but they're not very good ones.
 
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Some background on the Sikh problem in Vienna   
10:33 Monday, 25/05/2009
 
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Some of you might have seen the news about a Sikh guru being killed at a Sikh religious center in Vienna over the weekend - the background is interesting, and reflect back a whole century to a concern, just as valid today, of a loss of Sikh identity and a persistent influence of Hindu-based behaviour, despite the ideals of the newer faith. Just about 100 years ago, the Singh Sabha movement formed within Sikhism, a call to return to the practice of their ideals, 'the old ways of Khalsa and restored the pride and dignity of common urban and rural Sikhs.'

Casteism is still the most insidious eroder of Sikh practice. The Vienna group, or dera, was of a movement named Sach Khand (a term for the pinnacle of spiritual achievement) which is comprised of Sikhs with low-caste origins (Dalits). Obviously, that emphasis alone violates passively or actively ideal Sikh ethics. The attackers, accusing the two leaders of disrespecting the Guru Granth Sahib, who/which is the highest authority in Sikhism - and is a book, not a human. (Compare if you will the evangelical Protestant regard of the King James Bible as a rough parallel, although the Guru Granth Sahib has fewer translation debates involved.) The Sri Guru Granth Sahib was made the final authority for the Sikhs to move them away from cults of personality and the schisms that frequently devolve from same.

Although Guru Ravi Dass, who is revered as the founder or inspiration for the Sach Khand movement, seems to have preached according to the highest standards, according to one article, the modern movement veers from Sikh practice by 'worshipping living gurus such as Sant Rama Nand, which is considered blasphemous by most Sikhs.'

The attackers were of farming caste and a Punjab ethnic group, Jatt Sikhs, which group has traditionall been a strong component of the Indian military (befitting their Sikh majority). Without going into a whole research-paper's worth, the inference is that the Jatt, coming from the geographical heart and origin of Sikhism, are more fundamental and conservative than groups on the fringe, and felt they were acting righteously and in correction of a great disrespect. The fact that riots have broken out in the Punjab over their attack and the death of Sant Rama Nand might indicate that they did not choose the wisest course of action to apply this correction.

There are some suspicions in the Sikh community that this was a provoked act to cause fractures within Sikhism and weaken it; Sikhism's radical ideals (universal mutual respect regardless of caste and gender) present some threat to majority status-quo. On a smaller scale, police have determined there was a clear plan on the part of the attackers and are investigating how much further and deeper this may reach.

(I can't find any good information on the Sach Khand Ballan sect because none of their branches have managed to complete a website yet - there's one with profiles on their various leaders, some other information and no index page. Argh.)
 
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